Out to Stud? WHAT.

What else bugs me about fucking horses? They're only supposed to do ONE goddamn thing. ONE. They sometimes run around with a person on them, and they can't even get THAT fucking right all the time. But here's what's worse: there's this thing where they 'put horses out to stud.'

In case you don't know what that is, it's exactly what you think it is. If a horse gets good enough to run around in a circle like a retard faster than other, clearly MORE retarded horses can, then they get to stand around and fuck horse bitches all day in the hopes of breeding some sort of superhorse.

FUCK. THAT.

It's completely unfair to think that just because someone is really good at ONE fucking thing, they should get to spend the rest of their lives fucking and get goddamn paid to do it. If there were any justice in the world, Usain Bolt would be cock-deep in high-class whores right now.



BRING ON THE BITCHES YEAAAAAAAUUUUH!!!

Sometimes even the not-so-fast horses get put out to stud. That'd be like the other guy in that photo being cock-deep in high-class whores even though he didn't win NOW DID HE.

Like I said, COMPLETELY UNFAIR and WHO THE FUCK wants anymore GODDAMN FUCKING HORSES ANYWAYS?!