Wednesday, March 3, 2010

A cautionary tale

Some people love horses. And that's wrong. And then some people, love horses.

FUCK THAT!

Case in point, THIS piece of shit. Basically, some dude sneaks onto a farm, decides 'I think my ass is experiencing a serious deficiency of lethal horse cock, let's rectify my rectum...remmediately.'

I accept that even people who generally like horses think this sort of practice is awful. I further challenge, however, that everyone who claims to like horses make a group of people who I will dub 'losers.' Of that set of losers, there exists a subset of losers who like horses in a creepy erotic fashion. This set includes (but is not limited to) fursuit-enthusiasts (aka furries), My Little Pony collectors, people with distended anuses from shoving My Little Ponys in there, people who'd like to have a chance to be fucked by a horse, and people who actually HAVE fucked a horse.



















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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. If you feel the need to ram 16 inches of cock in your ass far enough to induce internal rupturing, that's like saying you'd love to shove a nitro-glycerine dildo up in there. Why not have sex with a time-bomb. My only regret in chewing you fucking perverts out is that lots of horsewhores will agree with me. WELL FUCK YOU ALL.