A cautionary tale

Some people love horses. And that's wrong. And then some people, love horses.

FUCK THAT!

Case in point, THIS piece of shit. Basically, some dude sneaks onto a farm, decides 'I think my ass is experiencing a serious deficiency of lethal horse cock, let's rectify my rectum...remmediately.'

I accept that even people who generally like horses think this sort of practice is awful. I further challenge, however, that everyone who claims to like horses make a group of people who I will dub 'losers.' Of that set of losers, there exists a subset of losers who like horses in a creepy erotic fashion. This set includes (but is not limited to) fursuit-enthusiasts (aka furries), My Little Pony collectors, people with distended anuses from shoving My Little Ponys in there, people who'd like to have a chance to be fucked by a horse, and people who actually HAVE fucked a horse.



















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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. If you feel the need to ram 16 inches of cock in your ass far enough to induce internal rupturing, that's like saying you'd love to shove a nitro-glycerine dildo up in there. Why not have sex with a time-bomb. My only regret in chewing you fucking perverts out is that lots of horsewhores will agree with me. WELL FUCK YOU ALL.

How to get away with punching a horse

If your name is Lodewijk De Smet then

YOU DID IT!!

As we can read HERE this guy, who has chosen two worthless professions at the same time, gave his horse what it was asking for, and that was a stiff uppercut to the area we like to call 'the puss.'

De Smut, who is both a vet (whaaaaat) and a jockey (WHAAAAAT) raced a bunch of teenagers and lost because his horse is obviously extremely fucking retardings. After throwing a gay little shitfit, he UNLEASHED THE BEAST all over that fucking four-legged loser. Onlookers were horrified for some reason. Also, a little girl cried, which is a great sign that something terrific has fucking GONE DOWN. No word as to whether or not Kool-Aid man was there, but if he was, he'd totally bust through a brick wall and scream something cool.


Yeah, something like that!


Somehow this gets him in trouble (FUCK. THAT.), but a panel of level-headed and sane judges totally claims that, and I quote: "such handling of an animal falls short of what is expected of a vet, the committee does not believe that this could be described as falling far short of what is expected." Translation: BITCH DESERVED IT.

Kudos to you, Chodelick Von Smegma, or whatever, for totally showing horses that even a jury of horse-sympathizers won't stand up for them when someone puts them in their fucking place.