As we can read HERE this guy, who has chosen two worthless professions at the same time, gave his horse what it was asking for, and that was a stiff uppercut to the area we like to call 'the puss.'
De Smut, who is both a vet (whaaaaat) and a jockey (WHAAAAAT) raced a bunch of teenagers and lost because his horse is obviously extremely fucking retardings. After throwing a gay little shitfit, he UNLEASHED THE BEAST all over that fucking four-legged loser. Onlookers were horrified for some reason. Also, a little girl cried, which is a great sign that something terrific has fucking GONE DOWN. No word as to whether or not Kool-Aid man was there, but if he was, he'd totally bust through a brick wall and scream something cool.
Yeah, something like that!
Somehow this gets him in trouble (FUCK. THAT.), but a panel of level-headed and sane judges totally claims that, and I quote: "such handling of an animal falls short of what is expected of a vet, the committee does not believe that this could be described as falling far short of what is expected." Translation: BITCH DESERVED IT.
Kudos to you, Chodelick Von Smegma, or whatever, for totally showing horses that even a jury of horse-sympathizers won't stand up for them when someone puts them in their fucking place.
